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Talkin' Smack: How I Learned To Love the Flower Power iMacAnd other capitulations to my readers
So the overwhelmingly negative responses I received came as a bit of a shock. I was unaware of just how many of Creative Mac's readers were so thoroughly versed in the Greek satirists as to be able to comprehend the subtleties of that particular piece. The response being what it was, however, I think I do owe you, beloved reader, some kind of apologia to explicate my motives. Allow me to categorize your well considered responses and address each one individually.
1. David Nagel, you are a complete moron who belongs in hell with Hitler and Bill Gates. What are you, an idiot? Yes, you are. You, sir, are an idiot. I hate you and your company, and I'm never coming back to your site. Idiot.
2. I feel sorry for you, Dave. Why can't you just learn to love? What baggage are you carrying on you that you just can't let go of? The Flower Power iMac is love. You should love.
3. The FBI is controlled by the big money boys. They're taking their orders from the Council on Foreign Relations. The shadow government is trying to disarm the populace so that the communists can come back into power in Russia and take over America to form a one-world government run by the Beast with Seven Crowns (also known as the G-7).
4. I like popcorn.
Now, let me please answer these charges.
1. In the case of the first complaint, I trust that what you're trying to say is that the iMac is still a viable computer and that, despite whatever I might think of the design, a person who purchases a Flower Power iMac probably is not cranially challenged and is by no means deserving of death. Good points. You're probably right in many cases.
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